Jon,
We are so grateful for your quick response to the devastating earthquake in Haiti and the massive humanitarian crisis that has followed.
Donation by donation, it's the generosity of people like you that is keeping the Haiti relief effort going. And it's people like you who make us believe that despite the setbacks, Haiti still has a chance to overcome its history of poverty and neglect.
We would also like to congratulate you on your bitching article in today´s paper on Sverker Olofssons retirement from "Plus". He was a fantastic geezer and we so enjoyed reading your beautiful interview. Fucking A, dude!
Sincerely,
President Bill Clinton and President George W. Bush